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Fishing Jokes to Have you Reeling

Posted on November 08 2017

Since the internet is full of funny jokes about fishing, you might not know where to look for the best ones. Here is a list featuring some of the best the internet has to offer.

1) Why are fish so easy to weigh?

Because they come with their own scales.

2) What's the best way to talk with a fish?

Drop it a line.

3) What happened to the fish that fought at the restaurant?

They both ended up battered.

4) What did the fish say when he got out of Jury Duty?

"I'm off the hook!"

5) Why don't fish like basketball?

They are scared of the net.

6) What do you get when you cross a fish with a banker?

A loan shark.

7) What does the Pope eat during lent?

Hold mackerel.

8) Why do oysters go to the gym?

To build up mussels.

9) What kind of fish plays an instrument?

A bassist.

10) What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?


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